So today I decided I was going to make some oatmeal from scratch. So I did. I put 2 cups water and 1 cup gluten-free oats in my pan and boiled it. I followed the instructions and put the lid on. I was talking on the phone with Evan, unloading the dishwasher, when I noticed the water-boiling over. I screamed, "oh no! oh no! oh no!" and then dropped the phone, tripped over the open dishwasher, and hit my head on an open drawer.
Darn you multi-tasking. Darn you.
Now I have a big fatty bruise on my face AND my leg. AWESOME.